Last Friday, seventh grade geography. We were going over the previous day's assignment (a fill-in-the-blank worksheet on China), and the question was "the Chinese built the Great Wall of China to keep out . . . ?"
Ashley: Eye invaders.
Me: I beg your pardon?
Ashley: Eye invaders.
Me: ?? Let me see that.
So I check Ashley's paper and sure enough, she has "eih invaders."
Garrett: That's what I have too!
Alex: Me too.
So I check Garrett's paper; his reads "eign invaders." This was a partner activity and these kids were in the same group. The light begins to dawn.
I check the textbook and sure enough. This is how the text reads:
"The Chinese built the Great Wall of China to keep out for-
eign invaders."
Oh. My. God.
Me: You all do understand the function of a hyphen, right?
(The class is breaking up.)
Me: Didn't anyone think that that answer didn't make any sense?
Garrett: I thought it was some weird Chinese word.
I had some pretty sheepish seventh graders, but we all had a really good laugh.
Ashley: Eye invaders.
Me: I beg your pardon?
Ashley: Eye invaders.
Me: ?? Let me see that.
So I check Ashley's paper and sure enough, she has "eih invaders."
Garrett: That's what I have too!
Alex: Me too.
So I check Garrett's paper; his reads "eign invaders." This was a partner activity and these kids were in the same group. The light begins to dawn.
I check the textbook and sure enough. This is how the text reads:
"The Chinese built the Great Wall of China to keep out for-
eign invaders."
Oh. My. God.
Me: You all do understand the function of a hyphen, right?
(The class is breaking up.)
Me: Didn't anyone think that that answer didn't make any sense?
Garrett: I thought it was some weird Chinese word.
I had some pretty sheepish seventh graders, but we all had a really good laugh.
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